Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Dear fellow female Saddleback Church employees:

Why do you think it is that the first stall in the woman's restroom in the office is the only one without an automatic flushing system?

Confused,
Alanna

5 comments:

Josh Peters said...

and HOW do you know the men's rooms all have them... shady. shady. Here's a "did you know" fact. The men's rooms have DIFFERENT auto flushing systems on the urinals. And now you know.

Allison said...

It is not an auto flush because it kept breaking and overflowing...because apparently the women at Saddleback church are all, in fact, 12-30 year old men who do not know that if there is already 2 rolls worth of used toilet paper in the unflushable toiley, maybe you shouldn't go to the bathroom on top of it.

Thus, the breakdown. Hence, the manual flush.

Jason Pogue said...

This should be submitted to some contest somewhere that is searching for the world's greatest blog post. Alanna - true genius. You great works inspire me.

David Hughes said...

yet another example that discrimination is still very much alive in our great nation...how dare the women be forced to stoop down so far as to force a lever down.

stall one is just another example of the enduring racism in america, and I for one am completely for it.

Unknown said...

If it doesn't have an automatic flush, I just don't bother. Maybe that's why all of the guy's toilets have them. JG