Thank you for making me feel even shorter than I already feel on a regular basis. Thank you for making your counters so high that I have to stand on the little slanty thing just to see the person making my sandwich. Thank you for playing up my insecurities and humbling me every time I want a sandwich. Next time just call me ugly.
Sincerely yours,
Alanna
7 comments:
wow alanna - this photograph is a mockery to your true photoshop skills.
[but i think this blog is very funny]
I'm sorry, but that is too funny. Makes you wonder what they are doing to your sandwich.
now you know how asian people feel
even i feel short at togos
just get taller.
I know! I feel like I have to reach my hands over the counter and hold on so I can stop them from putting gross things on my sandwich!
haha so true.
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