Ode to Paula
Straight up now tell me Paula,
Where did you go wrong?
You used to be so hip and fresh
When you’d sing my favorite song.
You provided the illest beats
For my 2nd grade talent show,
When little Lauren Gordon and I
Made De Portola Elementary say, “WHOA!”
In my mind you were the best
Forever Your Girl was where it’s at
And you couldn’t be any cooler
Than when singing with MC Skat Cat.
So what caused your steady decline?
What made your appeal be low?
Was it a broken heart?
Estevez (comma) Emilio?
Cuz Paula, let’s face it,
You’ve turned in to quite a freak.
I kind of think your craziness
Gets weirder every week.
1989 is calling
Saying stop being such a tool
You used to be so great Miss Paula
Where did you go wrong?
You used to be so hip and fresh
When you’d sing my favorite song.
You provided the illest beats
For my 2nd grade talent show,
When little Lauren Gordon and I
Made De Portola Elementary say, “WHOA!”
In my mind you were the best
Forever Your Girl was where it’s at
And you couldn’t be any cooler
Than when singing with MC Skat Cat.
So what caused your steady decline?
What made your appeal be low?
Was it a broken heart?
Estevez (comma) Emilio?
Cuz Paula, let’s face it,
You’ve turned in to quite a freak.
I kind of think your craziness
Gets weirder every week.
1989 is calling
Saying stop being such a tool
You used to be so great Miss Paula
Miss Paula Julie Abdul.
11 comments:
Best post of the week. Period.
Why is Paula dressed like she's in the flintstones in that picture?
hahahahahaha.
'the illest beats?'
you've been hanging out with hayden way to much.
Hands down. my favorite post today!!!
you are so amazing
babraham would be proud
I'm so glad that you didn't tell me this was coming.
I'm also so glad you are my friend.
This reminds me of "Fubu, Fubu everywhere. Just look at all the crazy hair."
This is the best poem I've ever read, bar none.
you inspire me (:
best poem in the world.
blogroll memo....
BRILLIANT!!!!!
You should send it to Paula!
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